Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Boy George's Do-Over
"I wanna do-over!!"
Well, Bush is going to get his "do-over" on Thursday night, where he finally figures out what he wants to say about Iraq after he couldn't figure out what he wanted to say about it during the first debate.
What does Bush want to prove? That he can read from a script? That when he's exposed to pressure, he cracks up? Oh well, we've all known that since September 11th, 2001.
We knew that when he sat in that classroom.
We knew that when he flew about the country like a frightened chicken.
We knew that when Boy George asked those attending his rallies to sign loyalty oaths.
We knew that when Boy George avoided press conferences.
And we knew that during the first Bush/Kerry debate.
Read on, Boy George. Read that text with bravery!!
posted by Green Voicemail 10/05/2004 01:52:00 PM
Monday, October 04, 2004
Why the Vice-Presidential Debate is Important
Because when two people are debating, no matter what questions have been asked and agreed to, anything can end up on the table. Valerie Plame. The secret energy meetings. Halliburton's graft. Why George Bush stops speaking every time Dick Cheney drinks a glass of water.
No one ever made Cheney sweat. Cheney was above sweating, and no lackey member of the press could hold him to account. Lieberman treated Cheney with kid gloves.
Then again, maybe the Bush campaign could get something good out of it. Cheney could clutch his chest, go, "my heart! my heart!" after Edwards throws some linguistic body shots, which would allow Bush to claim that Kerry assassinated his vice-president.
posted by Green Voicemail 10/04/2004 06:44:00 PM
Green Voicemail salutes....
...Nauvoo, Illinois. Nauvoo is a mostly white (97 percent) city on the banks of the Mississippi River. It was established in 1839 by Mormons fleeing from persecution in Missouri. Joseph Smith was eventually martyred in Illinois, but not in Nauvoo. A new temple was built there in 2002 by the Church of the Latter-Day Saints.
Oh by the way...the population is 1063. Which is the number of American soldiers killed in action in Iraq during George Bush's botched war.
posted by Green Voicemail 10/04/2004 06:34:00 PM
Sunday, October 03, 2004
The Faces of Frustration
Great new commercial. Brought a chuckle.
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posted by Green Voicemail 10/03/2004 11:03:00 AM
Anyone who can guess what "Thirty-Nine" means gets an astounding Green Voicemail "Prize of Distinction".
posted by Green Voicemail 10/03/2004 10:19:00 AM
Left Wing Offense
Noting Mustang Bobby's "Picks of the Week", I'm going to make my own picks this week. Let's see what I've got:
NEW YORK GIANTS over Green Bay
PHILADELPHIA over Chicago
WASHINGTON over Cleveland
NEW ENGLAND over Buffalo
HOUSTON over Oakland
INDIANAPOLIS over Jacksonville
PITTSBURGH over Cincinnati
ATLANTA over Carolina
PHOENIX over New Orleans
NEW YORK JETS over Miami
DENVER over Tampa Bay
TENNESSEE over San Diego
ST. LOUIS over San Francisco
BALTIMORE over Kansas City
posted by Green Voicemail 10/03/2004 10:11:00 AM
Don't Ask, Don't Tell
From my wife's online diary:
Here is my favorite reason for subscribing to [...]:
I got a hit on the diary from:
It was a Yahoo search for "guys licking guys assholes"
So what did I write that matched the search?
"...a bunch of assholes. Guys who will yank you around. Guys who have no business licking the soles of ... can, don't screw any of these guys."
America's Navy at Work! "We want you! We want you! We want you as a new recruit!!"
posted by Green Voicemail 10/03/2004 10:07:00 AM